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Local Marketing Services · Vancouver & Clark County, WAMarketing help for the businesses that make this town what it is.
These are the services we offer local, independent, and locally owned franchise businesses in Vancouver WA and Clark County, along with what they typically cost here versus the national average. Every number below is a starting point, not a rulebook.
AI Visibility: get found when customers ask AI.
More people are asking ChatGPT, Google Gemini and Siri who to call. We set your business up so those tools can understand it, and every month we show you, word for word, what they're saying about you. No fake guarantees, just honest work and real reports.
Take payments right from your page.
Let customers order and pay on the spot, any time of day. Your menu, products or services with secure pay buttons on every item. No shopping cart software, no monthly platform fees. Tap, pay, done.
Working with one of our Bounty Program ambassadors? Enter their referral code in the form below so they get credit for connecting you with us.
What's the Bounty Program?The Couve Uncensored Approved trade program
We'd rather grow alongside local businesses than price them out. If cash is tight, we're open to trading services for goods, services, or a little visibility in your shop.
Sticker & signage placement
Let us put a Couve Approved sticker or small sign somewhere visible in your business and we'll knock down the rate on select services, sometimes to free, depending on the work involved.
Reels for Meals
Restaurants, food trucks, and bakeries: we'll come shoot and edit short-form video content for your socials, and in return you feature three meals, all of which can star in the reel. See The Art Of The Reel
Goods and services swap
Got something else to offer? Gear, a service your business provides, retail product, studio time, whatever it is, bring it to us. If it's a fair trade for the work, we'll make it work.
Bundled monthly tiers
For businesses that want ongoing support without piecing together a la carte services. These are the packages we build toward as we grow. Actual month one pricing is often lower and always a conversation first. SEO and paid ad management aren't bundled into any tier right now, they're available a la carte below so you're only paying for them once we're ready to do them right.
- Social media management, 1 platform, ~8 posts/mo
- Featured in The Couve Uncensored email newsletter, once a month
- Quarterly strategy check-in
- Multi-platform social, 12-16 posts/mo plus stories
- Featured in The Couve Uncensored email newsletter, every other week
- 2 promo videos/mo
- Monthly strategy call
- Everything in Growth
- 1 promo video every week
- Featured in The Couve Uncensored email newsletter, every week
- Quarterly photography session
- Dedicated strategist, priority support
Prices aren't guaranteed to stay this low forever. As we grow, tier pricing may go up for new sign-ups. But if you lock in at today's rate and keep your membership active without a lapse, you keep that rate for as long as you stay with us. No surprise increases just for being loyal.
Ready to get started?
Fill out the inquiry form below with what you need. If someone gave you a Bounty Program referral code, add it in so they get credit for the referral. Not sure what you need yet? Check a few boxes anyway, we'll sort it out together.
Tell us what you need
Takes about a minute. No automatic sign-up, no surprise charges.
Filling out this form does NOT add you to our email list. You'll need to subscribe separately if you'd like to.
Add paul@thecouveuncensored.com and contact@thecouveuncensored.com to your contacts so you don't miss our reply. We're brand new, so some of our emails land in spam. If you find us there, move us to your inbox!
What happens after you hit send
We'll reach out to go over what you need and put together a plan and a price. If you added a referral code, we'll make sure your ambassador gets the credit.
Got a referral code?
If an ambassador sent you here, make sure their code is in the form above so they get credit for the referral.
Curious about the Bounty Program?
Want to become an ambassador yourself or get your own business listed? Visit the Bounty Program
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Potentially WEEKLY payouts!
The fastest-growing membership in the WORLD
and it's membership that PAYS.
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Plus you can earn commission for just introducting
people to this opportunity.
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It's a free preview and introduction all about
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